I was born, a bunch of stuff happened. Some good, some bad. I have a degree in philosophy. I use it all the time, but it's not my job.

I build websites for a living. I'm a caregiver for my father. I meditate almost daily.

I haven't drunk alcohol since December 31, 2018. In many circles, people would call me a "recovering alcoholic", but I loathe that phrase for reasons that I may write about in the future.

I swear a lot but often use the word "poopy" because it makes me giggle.

I'm pretty far from perfect. I'm goofy, funny, and often kind of intense.

If you don't return your grocery cart after shopping, I think you're a pretty poopy person.

I like alliteration.